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Dec. 13th, 2012

12:31 pm - sad.

I feel completely alone. Even though I am surrounded by people.

Feb. 12th, 2012

11:53 pm


Aug. 20th, 2005

04:38 pm

LOOKIE!   and it bitches

Apr. 5th, 2005

04:23 pm - so i light the candles ::sighs:: and get messed up

11 years to longCollapse )

Jan. 19th, 2005

11:21 pm - friends check

man i hate these damn things...lol...but im 2 lazy to make a new journal to many memories haha and i cant stand someone reading this sooo everyone knows the drill... comment to be added and i think ima do a friends check too so i mean its up to yalll wanna stay my fwend or not?! so comment!! ima feel sad losing u hehe   <3 Jules

ps haha watch noone stays man that would blow

Jan. 18th, 2005

04:09 pm

You Are 22 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?

03:59 pm

mix tapes rock my socks

ure never too cool for the cassettes

Jan. 16th, 2005

09:20 pm - quotes from the ace man

"Why on Earth would anyone want to help their mom get laid? Just buy her a vibrator and a subscription to cable."

CALLER: My boyfriend masturbates at least once a day, every day. I don't know WHY he's doing that.
ADAM: Uhh, it feels good?

"Wet dreams are just God wacking you off."

"YOU may be laughing, but your vagina is smilin"

"Everyone's got an asshole! Even my grandpa's got an asshole. You gotta go for the vagina and the breasts!"

"Let me define 'open relationship' for all the guys out there: she opens her legs, and you open a porn magazine."

To a female caller who claims that she dreams about having sex with Adam:"Did I go down on you? Because that's how you know you're dreaming."

"My parents never gave me that you-don't-know-how-good-you-have-it crap because they knew I would just laugh."

"Jesus Christ, this guy has slept with five girls, and he's fifteen? I'm gonna kill him. I hate guys like that. When I was fifteen, I was playing with Lincoln Logs and watching Davy and Goliath, crying with my pants around my ankles."

"I love a mirror during sex! I like to look at myself and say, 'hey, look who's getting laid!' Then I hi-five my reflection and break the glass."

ok all i have to say is adam corolla is a fuckin genious!!!!

08:49 pm

how to be annoying hmmCollapse )

Jan. 15th, 2005

10:11 pm

all i got to say is thank god lj is back i was honestly freaking out there!!! haha me such a loser

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