Natural born pothead
Dec. 13th, 2012
12:31 pm - sad.
I feel completely alone. Even though I am surrounded by people.
Feb. 12th, 2012
Aug. 20th, 2005
LOOKIE! and it bitches
Apr. 5th, 2005
Jan. 19th, 2005
11:21 pm - friends check
man i hate these damn things...lol...but im 2 lazy to make a new journal to many memories haha and i cant stand someone reading this sooo everyone knows the drill... comment to be added and i think ima do a friends check too so i mean its up to yalll wanna stay my fwend or not?! so comment!! ima feel sad losing u hehe <3 Jules
ps haha watch noone stays man that would blow
Jan. 18th, 2005
|You Are 22 Years Old|
Jan. 16th, 2005
09:20 pm - quotes from the ace man
"Why on Earth would anyone want to help their mom get laid? Just buy her a vibrator and a subscription to cable."
CALLER: My boyfriend masturbates at least once a day, every day. I don't know WHY he's doing that.
ADAM: Uhh, it feels good?
"Wet dreams are just God wacking you off."
"YOU may be laughing, but your vagina is smilin"
"Everyone's got an asshole! Even my grandpa's got an asshole. You gotta go for the vagina and the breasts!"
"Let me define 'open relationship' for all the guys out there: she opens her legs, and you open a porn magazine."
To a female caller who claims that she dreams about having sex with Adam:"Did I go down on you? Because that's how you know you're dreaming."
"My parents never gave me that you-don't-know-how-good-you-have-it crap because they knew I would just laugh."
"Jesus Christ, this guy has slept with five girls, and he's fifteen? I'm gonna kill him. I hate guys like that. When I was fifteen, I was playing with Lincoln Logs and watching Davy and Goliath, crying with my pants around my ankles."
"I love a mirror during sex! I like to look at myself and say, 'hey, look who's getting laid!' Then I hi-five my reflection and break the glass."
ok all i have to say is adam corolla is a fuckin genious!!!!
Jan. 15th, 2005
all i got to say is thank god lj is back i was honestly freaking out there!!! haha me such a loser
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